When I was in high school there was a local Mexican place that was primarily a take-out business. The restaurant’s name was Take-A-Taco. The decor included sombreros and blankets hung on the walls. My friends and I customarily called it Tacky Taco.
My brother used to refer to Friendly’s as Surly’s. (Not as a reflection of the service. We just thought it was funny.)
Update: You want to add something by posting a comment? Give me something more original than Taco Hell or Burger Thing. Give me something clever or that has a story. But be aware than I won’t publish comments that are even vaguely scatological.